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The 1st Annual LOL Awards

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila

KCMontero.com is all about creating new traditions. This year, we bring you the 1st Annual LOL Awards. Vote wisely because the winners will each be given a very expensive trophy, a lifetime supply of breadsticks (12 boxes), VANS stickers and a guest spot on The KC Show with Kat and Skratchmark.


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Vans Go Skateboarding Day, as told by Twitter photos

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila

Vans Go Skateboarding Day was was epic!

Here are some pictures from the event as captured by @Vansphmanila, @wendellvans, @troymontero and @alotofDON: Read the rest of this page »

CEO of Vans PH Manila spills the beans

By Degenerate || @Alvin Louis

Don’t tell the marketing team of Vans PH Manila, but CEO @wendellvans gave away secrets on Twitter. A few tips, if you will.

Tip #1: Get there EARLY. There are VANS products ON SALE that are LIMITED quantity

Tip #2: Before you do anything when you get in, BUY the Vans Go Skateboarding Day tees FIRST. It’s LIMITED quantity.

Tip #3: Vans caps can only be bought at this event and they are at a very, very low price.

Tip #4: You have the best chance to win raffle prizes if you get there before noon.

Tip #5: Wear your OLDEST VANS you ever own even if it doesn’t fit. (I wonder why. Maybe the CEO will give you a new pair?)

Tip #6 and perhaps the most important tip: Wear VANS.

There’s also this secret: They have 3 brand new ramps in a shape of VANS shoes. Ride them and score more points!

See you guys at the World Trade Center tomorrow for Vans Go Skateboarding Day!

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June 23 is Vans Go Skateboarding Day

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila

What is Go Skateboarding Day?

Go Skateboarding Day is an official annual holiday conceived by the International Association of Skateboard Companies (IASC) to promote skateboarding. Every third or fourth week of June, skateboarders celebrate Go Skateboarding Day. A celebration of the pure exhilaration, creativity, and spirit of one of the most fun activities in the world: skateboarding. Most skateboarders do this every day, but Go Skateboarding Day is particularly special because aside from skateboarding competitions for men, women and kids, it raises awareness about what skateboarding really is and the issues skateboarders currently face. In a way, you can also say Go Skateboarding Day is a creative celebration of independence (June 12, after all, is Independence Day). The mission every year remains the same: HAVE FUN, GO SKATEBOARDING

On June 23, VANS PH will celebrate Go Skateboarding Day at the World Trade Center Metro Manila. Skateboarding competitions, a sale event, prizes, freebies, food, drinks, and a screening of No Room For Rockstars (which currently holds an 82% audience rating at Rotten Tomatoes!). Plus a mini-concert featuring The Morning Episodes, Runaway Crimes, Save Me Hollywood, Butchercons, Franco, and Kamikazee!

Oh, I almost forgot: Entrance is FREE!

Please Give Her Cock. I mean Coke. She likes Coca-Cola.

Now imagine your favorite K-Pop stars asking for Coke.

They will buy their son a new Macbook Pro because he promised not to be gay

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

This Craigslist posting has been flagged for removal. Here’s a screenshot though:

It says:

I am selling my son’s macbook pro 15 inch. He found out that there is going to be a new macbook so I will be buying that for him. I bought it last summer so it isn’t even a year old yet. It is on pretty decent shape. I am pretty firm on the price.
Just a footnote, I don’t want to get a ton of messages from you guys saying that I am spoiling my son and turning him into an entitled monster. There is a backstory that you aren’t even aware of. My son was committing homosexual acts and got caught in the act. We made a deal that if he chose to be straight, that we would buy him more nice things. So don’t message me saying that I am a bad parent for spoiling him. It’s quite the opposite, I am a good parent and I’m working with him to correct his problem.

Mom, Dad, if you are reading this, I promise to remain straight if you buy me the new Macbook Pro. If you don’t buy me the new Macbook Pro, I will do homosexual things, mostly with lesbians. Your son, Degenerate.

NBA TV’s Dream Team Documentary

This documentary by NBA TV that aired just a few hours ago shows footage of college players beating the Dream Team. Players also talk about how they didn’t like Isiah Thomas. Plus Jordan and Pippen taking turns against future teammate Toni Kukoc. It’s one of the best (if not the best) documentaries about the original Dream Team.

Meet My Idol Myrick Hilario

I know you guys want this guy on KC’s podcast. Isn’t Myrick amazing!? He should have a professional music video. Somebody put him on kickstarter.com quick!!! —Degenerate

Pacquiao vs. Mayweather

Straight, Slim or Skinny?

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila

Buying a pair of jeans has always been tough for me. Buying the right pair of jeans always is. You have to find the right fit, the right style. How many of us asked questions like “What is straight cut jeans?” or “What’s the difference between ‘slim’ and ‘skinny’ jeans?” Here’s what the internet says:

Straight Cut

From AskMen.com:

Straight-cut jeans typically sit at your natural waist and are slim through the seat and thighs. The fabric should skim your silhouette and the leg should be long, tapering off gradually and slightly at the ankle. This style of jean is classic, and if you have the body to wear them, straight-cut jeans can pretty much be paired with anything.

VANS V86 Straight

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“Let Us Ride, Let Us Sk8.”

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila

Have you ever had a favorite thing to do when you were a kid? A sport, a hobby, or recreation? You probably did, and you probably still do.

Remember when you first fell in love with a favorite activity when you were a kid? When you couldn’t wait for school to be over so you can go to the playground. When you couldn’t wait to finish your chores so you can ride your bike. When you couldn’t wait to do your homework so you can play video games. Remember that kind of passion?

No matter what your playtime was, you most probably had a place to do it. Remember how when you didn’t, though, and how frustrating it was? How frustrated you felt when they closed the playground because they had to fog the place to kill mosquitoes and prevent dengue. Or how frustrated you felt when the school custodian wouldn’t open the gate to the basketball court because of something. Remember the frustration? Skateboarders do.

Come to think of it, it’s hard to be a skateboarder in the Philippines. They almost have no place for skateboarders. We have a lot of places for most outdoor activities, but very few for skateboarders. You can find a lot of basketball courts for streetballers, while surfers have the sea, and hikers have the mountains.

While I’m not sure how many skateparks we have in Manila, I know that skateboarders are treated like outlaws when they’re just kids and kids-at-heart who want to play and do what they love. Skateboarding should not be allowed everywhere, and there are some city ordinances against it, but please don’t use excessive force when dealing with kids. Skateboarders just want a place to skate. (Give skateboarders a skatepark, please.)

Support skateboarding by “Liking” the Facebook page. It’s not a crime. “Let Us Ride. Let Us Sk8.”

This guy is a ninja!

Why They Say “Vans! Vans! Vans!”

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Jonah Hill rocked Vans for 21 Jump Street

“Vans! Vans! Vans!”

I used to hear KC and @wendellvans say this all the time. I wondered what it meant. Is it an inside joke? A subtext?

Then I moved to Manila. In my first week, I saw a lot of people rockin’ Vans. It was overwhelming because I’ve never been to a city where most of my kababayans rock Vans.

Let me tell you about how I started my first day after I moved into my new apartment. I got in the elevator with 5 of my new neighbors and I noticed two of them wear wearing Vans shoes. 3 out of 6 people wearing Vans in an elevator – maybe I’m just easy to please and amuse, but that’s awesome!

I decided to roam the city and visit some malls. I asked for directions from a guy wearing a Vans t-shirt on how to get to the mall, he told me to take a jeep. “Sakay ka ng papuntang SM,” he said. So I did. I hopped in a jeep and could not believe my eyes when I saw four of my fellow jeepney passengers, again, ROCKIN’ VANS. It’s like Vans is everywhere. Vans! Vans! Vans! – “I’m starting to get it now,” I said to myself.

I got off the jeep and walked to SM to window shop. They sell Vans. I roamed around, lost myself, decided to walk some more, found myself inside Greeenbelt. I don’t know if it’s Greenbelt 1, 2 or 3, but they have Vans there too! Walked some more and ended up in Glorietta 3 (I know it was Glorietta 3 because I asked the guard). What’s in Glorietta 3? The Vans Concept Store.

Then just the other day, I watched the movie ’21 Jump Street’ and found out Jonah Hill rocks Vans too!

Vans is everywhere. No wonder Manila is so cool!

Vans! Vans! Vans!

I want to be Kate Upton’s Cat Daddy

You’re welcome. – Degenerate

The SmartNokiaVans Boracay Weekend Was AMAZING

Here are some pictures from the SmartNokiaVans Boracay weekend.


KC got molested by trannies on the beach after posting the photo above. Don’t blame the victim.

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Cute Feline Slideshow of the Week

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Who the f*ck do you think you are KC Montero!?!

Dear KC Montero asshole,

It seems only yesterday when we last spoke, but it has been a few months. Remember me? My name is Nikki, I’m from Cebu. I messaged you on FB once and offered to give you a free sensual massage. I gave you my number but you never texted me. You gave me a call instead and then hung up on me.

A few weeks after you rudely hung up on me while I was starting to get aroused, one of my friends in Manila told me that the conversation you had with me was heard by your listeners because we were on air. This hurts me a lot. First, you tease me by pretending to be interested in my sensual massage offer. Then you hung (no pun intended) up on me, and to top it all off, you embarrassed me on air!!!!

I am now rescinding my free sensual massage offer because you hurt me. You had me doubting my skills as a sensual massage expert. Are Skratchmark’s hands softer than mine? You will never know because I will no longer give you a free sensual massage. You have to pay me now if you want a sensual massage. I am the best! I have tourist clients who pay me P2500 per hour and P3000 for extra service. I even let them touch my butt if they’re nice.

And another thing: How dare you question my womanhood! My name is Nikki, not Nicholas! I may not be as pretty as your co-host Kat Alano, but my voice is definitely lower than hers. My skin may not be as fair, but I bet I have smoother skin because I shave everyday! You really hurt my feelings. You no longer arouse me, so don’t expect me to be as wild as I am with my favorite clients like WR (his initials, he’s high profile) when I give you a sensual massage. It’s not a question of “if you want me to give you a sensual massage.” It’s a matter of WHEN because I know you want me to.

Never question my sexuality ever again! I’m not gay. You should know who the real gay people are, like your fellow castaway in Survivor who used to cry a lot whose name I don’t remember. The one who’s not taller than you. He’s a gay.

I hope you become a better person and let me give you a sensual massage for a fee. This is the only way I can forgive you. I will give you a discount because I am a nice person. Call or text me. You know you want to.

Sincerely,

Nikki

P.S. I love your younger brother Troy.

Guy scores 113 points

They may not play defense, but still… 113 points in a single game is impressive.

Easter Egg Hunt 2012

Easter Egg Hunts are fun! Happy hunting! Brought to you by Degenerate The Easter Bunny.

The MyJaps x Team Manila Collaboration

By Degenerate

A lot of MyJaps supporters deserved to be in my place Wednesday morning. I can only hope I do them justice by sharing my experience.

Collaborate /kəˈlæbəɹeɪt/ verb
To work together with others to achieve a common goal.

KC sent me a text message on Tuesday. “Be at Hard Rock Cafe tomorrow 11 AM.” So I went.

I was met by a surprise. I could see that a press conference was just about to start inside. “Are you here for MyJaps?” asked the receptionist. I didn’t know what to say. I thought I was just meeting KC for lunch to discuss the opening of our wrestling school. I thought to myself: “I’m not here for MyJaps, but now that I’m here, I want to be here for MyJaps.” I told the receptionist that I’m supposed to meet KC, so they put my name on the list, gave me a gift bag and a nameplate.

The MyJaps x Team Manila presscon was just about to begin. It was a relaxed, family-gathering kind of atmosphere. It really was. Almost like a debut, but not one of those really snobbish and very formal debuts with cotillions and intimidating people. It had a “feel at home” vibe.

The presscon was for Julie Anne Peñaflorida San Jose (also known as MyJaps) and Team Manila‘s collaboration. These two awesome entities are collaborating and releasing the “My Japs Collection” this April.

Julie Anne, Team Manila co-founder Jowee Alviar and VANS Philippines CEO Wendell Cunanan Wendellvans were introduced to the press. The host took us down memory lane of MyJaps’ wonderful and young career.

Julie Anne and Team Manila explained the goals of their special collaboration. Aside from reflecting Julie Anne’s youthful and fun-loving personality in the release of the “My Japs Collection,” proceeds will go to the patients of the Philippine Children’s Medical Center. Now that’s SPREADING THE LOVE!

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Yes, it’s true. Pacquiao is positive.


Mos Def will probably rock this shirt when he comes to Manila

By Degenerate

When my paycheck arrives, I’m going to buy myself this Basic Math shirt by Daily Grind.

I like the Daily Grind clothing line because they represent the young working class. Just because you work, doesn’t mean you have to wear what older people are wearing. You’re young! But you don’t have to wear Abercrombie & Fitch teenager’s clothes either, because you’d look like that creepy guy who graduated 5 years ago but still hangs out at his high school.

R. Kelly hired a guy to be his phone holder

Contributed by Degenerate

Don’t laugh. It’s an honest living.

Source: atenzio

Say it ain’t so, Elmo.

By Degenerate

I blogged about activists wanting PBS to gay marry Bert and Ernie a few months ago. I wonder if the same activists are behind (no pun) this: