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KCMontero.com Exclusive Sneak Peek: The Dark Knight Rises

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Celebrity Mugshots..Gotta Love em!

While writing the story about Mayweather and searching for his mugshot I came to realize two things. One, Floyd Mayweather is a real grade A scumbag. Two, there is a large number of celebrities with pimp ass mugshots for whatever reason they were arrested for.  Here’s a small collage of some of the best. I’m actually thinking of making this into a poster and hanging it on my wall. Enjoy.

PS. if you have better ideas for a caption for the pictures leave them in the comments below. I’ll update them with the best ones. Thanks.


Morpheus has a daughter and she has a sex tape!

Let’s say you’re the teenage daughter of a famous actor, and you want to be a star in your own right. You could do things the traditional way: audition for roles and pay your dues in bit parts. You could go the nepotism route and work your family’s connections. You could even name-drop your way onto a reality show. But if all those options take too long, you could go to extremes — releasing your own sex tape. And that’s exactly what Laurence Fishburne‘s daughter, 19-year-old Montana Fishburne, has done.

The younger of Laurence Fishburne’s two children from his first marriage (he also has a toddler with current wife Gina Torres), Montana is starring in a new pornographic film. The beautiful teen says she hopes to use porn as a shortcut to fame… like a certain reality-show star. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape,”Fishburne tells the press.

As for her dad, he hasn’t commented publicly, but his daughter — whose name in the film’s credits is “Chippy D” — tells TMZ, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet.  I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.” She also insists, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.” Seems optimistic, and only time will tell!

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Exclusive Eva Mendes Sex Tape

For many men around the world seeing a slightly nude Eve Mendes in the movie Training Day was just not enough. Finally after many years this sex tape has surface. Here we go boys, get the lotion.


This movie will kick The Last Airbenders ass!

I hope this move makes it to the Philippines. Its already been out for some time. But even worse then not even watching in a theater is watching in a theater to find out they censored it. Here’s a big FUCK to that.


The Worst Last Airbender

I just finished watching the Last Airbender with my mom. Yes, I watched with her hoping that maybe the mom and son tandem would make me 3 years old again. I was hoping that it would bring me back to a time where loud sounds and bright lights were all I needed to be entertained.  Unfortunately for me that didn’t happen. I was forced to sit through the worst movie I have watched this year.  Bad acting, bad directing, bad script, bad…just all bad. Unless of course you are a 3 year old or the parent and happy your kids are busy rather than running around sticking fingers in light sockets (which for me is real entertainment).  Nope, the most entertaining part of my evening was trying to guess how yellow my shirt was from all the popcorn I spilt or wondering who’s pissed at me for snoring too loud. I wish I had 2 more arms so I can give the Last Airbender 4 thumbs down.

On the brighter side, I did find my costume for Halloween next year. See after the jump. (more…)