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F*#$ing weird

Move over Shake Weight

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Because Shake Weight wasn’t ridiculous, Korea decided to invent this. I can’t wait for gyms to add this.

Who would you like to see ride this? Hit the comments.


Burger with 1000 slices of cheese

KC loves cheese, but this Japanese dude will probably beat him in a cheese-eating contest.

Catfish sticks it in her leg

“At least she’s got an excuse for that smell now.” – Tosh

This guy is a ninja!

Biggest Justin Bieber Fan. Ever.

I thought KC was the biggest Justin Bieber fan until I saw this. —Degenerate

Douchebag bought himself a six pack

That’s Australian Darryn Lyons, a Celebrity Big Brother housemate. His six pack is the “male version of a boob job”. You can buy yourself a six pack but it won’t make you less of a douchebag and a Ninja Turtle. There’s no substitute for exercise.

The Sun reports:

The op had removed strips of belly fat by liposuction in an attempt to create the illusion of a washboard stomach.

But as Darryn was still on the tubby side, his stomach looked more like the rounded shells of 90’s cartoon heroes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

When traveller Paddy Doherty asked about his abs on Celebrity Big Brother, paparazzi snapper Darryn revealed: “I had contouring done. I had to get really fit and lose a fair bit of weight.

“It takes away all the fat and lets your natural abs be there.

“Basically it’s the male version of a boob job.

“It’s the best thing I ever did. I’m over the moon with it.”

I’m gonna go and exercise now because I’m not a Ninja Turtle. I’m Spartacus. —Degenerate

K-Pop was born here. Probably.

You have to read this if you’re a K-Pop fan because if you love K-Pop then you probably love dicks Korea too! If you don’t like K-Pop, you still have to read as we here at teach you a thing or two about art.

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This is Haesindang Gongwon (Haesindang Park) or better known as the Penis Forest in South Korea. Reminds me of that Big Yellow Taxi song. They paved paradise to put up a penis park.

Haesindang Park is on the east coast of South Korea in a small town called Sinnam (5 hour bus ride from Seoul to Samcheok and then a local bus ride for about 40 minutes to Sinnam).


Mark Yee of TNT molested Petron import Anthony Grundy

MILF was a trending topic on

MILF was a trending topic on Yahoo! Philippines. Maybe Sunday is Mother I’d Love to Fuck Day Moro Islamic Liberation Front Day. I don’t know. — Degenerate

Octomom calls Casey Anthony ‘unstable’

It’s like the pot calling the kettle black. Or The Snooki calling the Oompa-Loompa orange. Or the Kardashian sisters calling the Hilton sisters talentless. Octomom just called Casey Anthony mentally unstable. Celebrity Death Match in the making.


Casey Anthony has earned the status as the most hated mother in America and even Nadya Suleman, Otco-Mom, has bad things to say about her.

“I would die for my children,” Octo-Mom said in an exclusive excerpt obtained by of her cover interview with Steppin Out Magazine.

“The whole [Casey Anthony] case makes me nauseous. It makes me sick.”

Casey was acquitted last month of murdering her 2-year-old daughter Caylee Marie.

“The thought that Casey Anthony would even entertain the idea of harming her child makes me sick,” Nadya, a mother to 14 children, including her octuplets, said.

“I don’t have all the facts, but I’ve worked with the mentally disabled for many years before having kids. I worked with sociopaths and psychopaths in a mental hospital and in my opinion Casey Anthony is not emotionally stable.

“If something happened and she really did do something to her child I believe it would be related to her mental illness.”

Casey’s attorneys have recently said that she will be entering treatment to deal with the trauma of her child dying and spending three years in jail in solitary confinement, but photos surfaced allegedly of the 25-year-old on Wednesday shopping in Ohio.

Planking is for the old, Jebbing is for the young (Hef is old)

Two things: One, planking is almost as old as Hugh Hefner. Two, when old people do “cool stuff”, said “cool stuff” becomes lame (Article 6, Section 9 of the Rules of Cool).

Tell your friends planking is no longer cool. Jebbing is the new craze.

After the cut: Planking is only cool when done this way:

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“I have the smallest penis in the world.” – Enrique Iglesias

Via The Sun:

ODDBALL Enrique Iglesias suffered an embarrassing concert cock-up — by telling fans he has a tiny willy.

The Spanish singer stunned gig-goers by going into excruciating details about his shortcomings in the trouser department.

Onlookers were left baffled by his odd behaviour at the gig in Melbourne, Australia, on Tuesday night — which also included an episode where he discussed losing his virginity.

During the bizarre 20-minute interlude he declared: “I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”

He began the unexpected behaviour by inviting three men from the audience to join him on stage.

The foursome perched on a bench from where the conversation took an X-rated turn.

Celebrity Mugshots..Gotta Love em!

While writing the story about Mayweather and searching for his mugshot I came to realize two things. One, Floyd Mayweather is a real grade A scumbag. Two, there is a large number of celebrities with pimp ass mugshots for whatever reason they were arrested for.  Here’s a small collage of some of the best. I’m actually thinking of making this into a poster and hanging it on my wall. Enjoy.

PS. if you have better ideas for a caption for the pictures leave them in the comments below. I’ll update them with the best ones. Thanks.

Mayweather..What Can I Say About You?

Let’s start things off by saying you’re a pussy and a scared bitch of an asshole.  I’m sure all of you have already heard or seen the video of Floyd Mayweather Jr. throwing out racist remarks towards Asians.  He also has already apologized.  Now, honestly I don’t believe Floyd is a racist.  I do believe he may be one of the dumbest people on earth though.  For him to say those things and think that no one will hear them puts him right below the sea slug in the hierarchy of brains department. Heres the video if you haven’t seen it.

Look at this smiling fool! Does he know this is a mugshot?

That’s not the end of it. Recently, Floyd was arrested on suspicion of stealing his baby momma’s iphone.  Floyd “Money” Mayweather steals an Iphone. Marvelous. He has also had many instances according to the police reports and past cases where beating woman is involved.  Here is his mug shot..

So Floyd for this month’s moronic, unintelligent, feeble-minded rant, the brainless attempt at an apology and your domestic iphone thievery you receive and award.  The award for dumbest creature on earth award for the month of September. Sharing this award with you is Hitler, who back in 1939 invaded Poland starting WWII and not to be left out are the dumb fucks that flew planes into the Twin Towers. Congratulation Floyd you deserve it!

Cassandra Bongga on Party Pilipinas

I cannot believe that after all the years I’ve spent supporting GMA that they give Cassandra the spotlight for an upcoming episode of Party Pilipinas. I thought that after she left the county some time back that we’re not going to see her anymore.  Well unfortunately she has surfaced once again. The story is that she demanded for her own dressing room with all white furniture. She wanted pink M&M’s and a bench press set. Without hesitation the people of GMA provided that to her. I can’t even get a production number and I’m a regular. My how the tide has turned. Good luck Cassandra may you roll an ankle while in heels.

Facebook Babies by Degenerate Kid

I need to get this off my chest: Parents, don’t create a Facebook for your baby or toddler. It’s a little bit creepy. You’re doing pedophiles a favor. For all we know, pedophiles call Facebook “The Database”.

Creating a Facebook page for your baby or toddler is worse than making a Facebook or Wikipedia entry for your pet. It’s almost as creepy as dressing up your dog or cat in some kind of costume. Living vicariously through your children is understandable (yet still kinda sick-ish), but please don’t decide for your child. Do you really think people believe that your 3-year old son’s favorite movie is “Mean Girls”? Have you decided his sexual preference for him already? He’s not even potty-trained yet. What’s next? You want your child to become an actor? This is why Kris Aquino is not my role model.

If you’re gonna make a Facebook for your child, at least wait until he learns how to read or surf for internet porn – whichever comes first.

Don’t create an account for your child unless it’s a bank account. Okay. There. I said it. It just felt creepy. Until next time. I still have to remind it to put lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. And for it to put the lotion back into the basket.

Hit the comments if you love the earth.

The Bieb Almost Gets KO’d

For the millions who love Justin Bieber there are some that don’t. Watch this video as Justin avoids getting knocked out on stage with the use of his protective force field that he calls hair.

F.U.KC! You’re a LIAR!

FU KC Montero!

I’m a butch lesbian and I hate you so very much. You are such a lying, manipulative asshole.

I followed you on Twitter because my other lesbian friends said you used to be a VJ for MTV and they told me you’re cool with us lesbians. It didn’t take long for me tofind out that you’re only cool with lipstick lesbians. You are a hypocrite and a liar. Remember when you tweeted, telling your followers to follow wendellvans because he gives away shoes to people who follow him? Total lie! I asked him about how to claim the shoes and he didn’t tweet back. You lied! I tweeted him again a few weeks later and he DM’d me saying he didn’t even say he was going to give shoes to his followers. He then DM’d me another message saying he’s just pretending to like you so Cassandra would give him hummer – whatever the hell that means because he told me hummer’s not a car. You’re a liar! I don’t like the way you lie, but I surewouldn’t want to treat you the way Chris Brown treated Rihanna! (more…)

HATE MAIL FOR THE MALE I HATE..F.U.KC! send letters to

Dear KC Montero,

When I heard that you were actually giving people the chance to write you letters regarding the hate we harbor inside for you, I had to jump to the occasion. I think that you are one of the most overrated hosts in television.  The fact that I say “overrated” is a compliment.  To even give you a “rating” disgusts me. I’m not sure what you do is called hosting.  You stand on stage, make goofy faces and try to make pa-cute by butchering the Tagalog language.  Mr. KC Montero, I hate you . Maybe it’s not entirely your fault, though. Maybe no one has ever had the balls to tell you off.  Maybe they have, but because of your oddly thick skull you never listen. You seem to be oblivious to the fact that you are an extreme waste of space.  That’s only for TV.

Now the geniuses at AYC have decided to give you a microphone for U92? I fail to see the rationing in this one.  While you may have been able to fool people on stage by masking your talentless ass by acting like an idiot.  Radio on the other hand is a profession for speaker.  People who know how to talk, I know most of you may understand this, but for KC and his pea brain you have to repeat yourself.  Your show is weak, you never have a topic, Justin Bieber is redundant, Lesbian thursday consists of one lesbian, you beg for callers, you make fun of other people and you’re not funny.  You always brag about all the cool stuff you get for free on the show, but heres the truth.  You get old siopao from Gourmet Pao, cupcakes that weren’t meant for you from Sweet Patti Cakes, throw away t-shirts from Greyone and factory defects meant for the swap meet from Vans.

I really would like to continue with this letter, but I have better things to do.  Which means I have to take a- YOU.. that’s what I call it when I have to take a shit.

Thank you for reading my letter.  More power to U92 and the other DJs, you on the other hand can go play in traffic.

Love your brother,

Colby Miller

OMFG!- the Japanese have done it again!

The Japanese are now for being innovators in electronics, cars, cool toilet seats and most notably (for me) crazy weird sex fetish type of things. Dolls, mail order dolls, delivery dolls, used panties, you name it they’ve done it, a looooong time ago. I’m not sure how much I want to write about this subject for it might lead to extensive research. I’m home alone and well you know what will end up happening.  So with that said here is something to watch that involves no partner whatsoever. Its ridiculous and funny. I’m still not sure how I feel about it. What’s next with these guys?

Potty Mouth with Mel Gibson aka The Weapon of Mass Destruction

I believe that Mel Gibson is one of the most prolific actors of all time. Unfortunately for him he will no longer be remembered by his acting skills, but instead by his ability to transform into a raving lunatic.

Send me funny hate mail for my new segment, “FU.K.C.” Get it? FU….KC… Here’s my first one!

Dear KC Montero,

Greetings, d-bag! How are you? Me, I have a lot of problems. I have a lot of problems with you.

I used to like you back in the day because I love MTV, especially Joey Mead who was my most favorite VJ. I even bought that shampoo regularly because you endorsed it and 7 years later I started to have bald spots. Now I can never have hair like Justin Bieber’s. And if that’s not enough, you keep tweeting and talking about Justin Bieber to rub it in. I’ve unfollowed you to tell you I don’t like you anymore but I still check your tweets regularly.

You see KC Montero, you ruin a lot of things for me. I think you were put here in this earth to ruin my life. As if you don’t know it yet! Hello?!

Morning Would was Mo Twister’s competition. I like Mo Twister more than I ever liked you. You call yourself his friend yet you went ahead and became his competitor. Remember when Gretchen was interviewed and asked about how she felt that she and Claudine were going head-to-head that one time and then she cried and walked out? That’s because she was hurt. I didn’t see you do that because maybe you’re heartless and you don’t love Mo – you’re just pretending so he goes out on dates with you. (more…)

The Cassandra Monteriod saga

I am not a mean person. I do not wish pain and suffering upon anyone. Even upon my mortal enemy, Cassandra Monteriod. I pray that she gets better. What do you think will happen guys?