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Butthole Tattoos Are The Next Big Thing Now

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Apparently, butt hole tattoos are the next big thing now. That girl will make a very lucky man happy someday. It’s almost like a fairy tale.

Vans LXVI: Secant

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

From our friends at @Vansphmanila:

The Secant outdoor chukka boot looks with a modern athletic design and a full slate of features that make it a rugged performer. This mid-top’s advanced cushioning, support and durability will outlast the rest.

ActionFit anatomical fit design
WaffleFlex super flexible, super sturdy soles
UltraCush one piece midsole and outsole provides maximum cushioning and comfort
PleasureCuff profile offers cushioned, non-restrictive heel support

The streamlined Secant comes in 4 unique colorways in either tonal or two-toned variations, featuring a combination of suede and leather on the classically styled upper.

Secant is one of five different designs of the Vans LXVI line. Available very soon at Vans concept stores near you!

Like Vans PH Manila on Facebook for more details.

Read more to see the other colorways of the Secant. (more…)

Vans LXVI: Graph

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

From our friends at @Vansphmanila:

The Vans LXVI Graph is the lightest Vans shoe ever. The Graph utilizes cutting-edge construction techniques and advanced materials for an ultra-comfortable shoe that still offers a classic Vans look.


ActionFit anatomical fit design
WaffleFlex super flexible super sturdy soles
UltraCush Lite one piece midsole and outsole provides maximum cushioning and comfort
PleasureCuff profile offers cushioned, non-restrictive heel support
RapidWeld upper bring you Vans’ advanced stitch-less construction
LuxLiner free-floating liner construction

The sleekly built Vans LXVI Graph comes in four introductory colorways.

Click Read more to see the other 3 colorways. (more…)

Vans LXVI: The Next Evolution in Footwear from the Action Sports Original

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

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Ultra-Light, flexible and comfortable, LXVI represents Vans’ most progressive athletic designs

From @Vansphmanila:

Vans’ LXVI line introduces the next evolution in footwear from the action sports original. With LXVI, Vans delivers our most progressive and technically advanced athletic designs in ultra-‐light, flexible and comfortable shoes. With the active lifestyle of action sports in mind, LXVI offers versatile shoes free from traditional construction parameters with a singular focus on everyday wear through superior comfort, flexibility and reduced weight. Fusing these advanced designs with the familiar Vans aesthetic results in the next generation of your favorite shoes.

LXVI debuts at retail with five innovative designs representing a wide range of progressive athletic silhouettes and eye-catching color pops. Vans launches LXVI with the lightest Vans shoe ever, the Graph, the mid‐top Secant, the all-terrain Inscribe, the thoroughly modern Variable and the unmistakable Vans look of the Ortho. LXVI shoes feel unlike any previous Vans footwear thanks to several new construction advances resulting in the more comfortable, lightweight and flexible fit, like LuxLiner, Waffleflex, UltraCush Lite, ActionFit, PleasureCuff and RapidWeld.

Move over Shake Weight

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Because Shake Weight wasn’t ridiculous, Korea decided to invent this. I can’t wait for gyms to add this.

Who would you like to see ride this? Hit the comments.

Degenerate Kid’s new hurdler crush

Posted by Alvin Louis || @Alvin_Louis

19-year-old Michelle Jenneke is an Australian hurdler. She’s not in the Olympics like the witty and awesome Lolo Jones but she’s also amazing. Michelle Jenneke’s pre-race routine is a heartbreaker.

Elevator Scandal in Japan

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis


Girl Fight of the Week

Wig flying. Do not try this at home.

Those poor kids…

Burger with 1000 slices of cheese

KC loves cheese, but this Japanese dude will probably beat him in a cheese-eating contest.

Kitty Cat Olympics

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis ||

Vagina Nicknames

A vagina by any other name would…okay, wait. Wrong quote. But these common coochie slurs made us giggle and who knows—maybe you’ll find a new title for your tallywag, too.

6. Coconut
5. Bearded Clam
4. Barracuda
3. Honey pot
2. Beevs
WINNER: Panty Hamster

6. Pink Taco
5. Hot Pocket
4. Bikini Biscuit
3. Juice Box
2. Twinkie
WINNER: Waffle

(more…) Exclusive Sneak Peek: The Dark Knight Rises

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

via uberhumor

We finally found Waldo!

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

You no longer have to hide, Waldo.

via ratsoff

Cookie Monster’s version of ‘Call Me Maybe’ is better

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

via Nerdist

Kyrie Irving challenged Kobe Bryant to a one-on-one

via Buzzfeed

The Bet
Kyrie: You want to do it right now? 50 grand to a boss is nothing.
Kobe: I’ll cut it to 25 just for you.

Kyrie’s Dad
Kobe: I know your dad don’t think you can beat me one-on-one. I KNOW that. I KNOW that. Get your dad on the phone right now, be like, “Pops, tryin’ to bet Kob 50 grand I can beat him one-on-one.” He’d be like, “Son, are you crazy? Are you crazy?”

High School
Kyrie: Think he talkin’ to a high school kid.
Kyrie: Came out of college.
Kobe: You just came out of high school.
Kobe: You came out of high school.
Kobe: You played TWO GAMES in college.
Kyrie: Some people need 30 games, and some people need 11.

Lil’ Bow Wow
Kyrie: You think you playing Lil’ Bow Wow, or something?
Kobe: Y’all about the same size. Y’all about the same size. You know what I mean? You’re cute.

Wanna see what snake’s venom does to your blood?

Catfish sticks it in her leg

“At least she’s got an excuse for that smell now.” – Tosh

How to find the clitoris

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

This is very helpful. You’re welcome.

We are Believers of Filipino Music because of these guys

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin Louis || Inspired by @TeamManila

On June 28, 2012, Dong Abay, in cooperation with Lockdown Entertainment and Team Manila, successfully launched Rebulto at Cubao X. Rebulto is Dong’s latest album – his tribute to our National Hero Dr. Jose P. Rizal. It is produced by rockstar legends Buddy Zabala and Raimund Marasigan.

Dong Abay’s contributions to OPM is something to be proud of. His lyrics have substance. He doesn’t write just for the sake of writing, he educates through his music.

Some people say that OPM is dying. It’s not. In my opinion, OPM is alive and well. I think people are just sick of the novelty songs that “The Man” tries to overfeed us with. OPM is alive because we have artists who value substance. Team Manila recognizes and supports these artist, and we should too! (more…)

Never Volunteer to Demonstrate Anything

You’re welcome you guys

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

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The 1st Annual LOL Awards

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila is all about creating new traditions. This year, we bring you the 1st Annual LOL Awards. Vote wisely because the winners will each be given a very expensive trophy, a lifetime supply of breadsticks (12 boxes), VANS stickers and a guest spot on The KC Show with Kat and Skratchmark.


CEO of Vans PH Manila spills the beans

By Degenerate || @Alvin Louis

Don’t tell the marketing team of Vans PH Manila, but CEO @wendellvans gave away secrets on Twitter. A few tips, if you will.

Tip #1: Get there EARLY. There are VANS products ON SALE that are LIMITED quantity

Tip #2: Before you do anything when you get in, BUY the Vans Go Skateboarding Day tees FIRST. It’s LIMITED quantity.

Tip #3: Vans caps can only be bought at this event and they are at a very, very low price.

Tip #4: You have the best chance to win raffle prizes if you get there before noon.

Tip #5: Wear your OLDEST VANS you ever own even if it doesn’t fit. (I wonder why. Maybe the CEO will give you a new pair?)

Tip #6 and perhaps the most important tip: Wear VANS.

There’s also this secret: They have 3 brand new ramps in a shape of VANS shoes. Ride them and score more points!

See you guys at the World Trade Center tomorrow for Vans Go Skateboarding Day!

Meet Justin Bieber’s New Girlfriend

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June 23 is Vans Go Skateboarding Day

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis || Brought to you by @Vansphmanila

What is Go Skateboarding Day?

Go Skateboarding Day is an official annual holiday conceived by the International Association of Skateboard Companies (IASC) to promote skateboarding. Every third or fourth week of June, skateboarders celebrate Go Skateboarding Day. A celebration of the pure exhilaration, creativity, and spirit of one of the most fun activities in the world: skateboarding. Most skateboarders do this every day, but Go Skateboarding Day is particularly special because aside from skateboarding competitions for men, women and kids, it raises awareness about what skateboarding really is and the issues skateboarders currently face. In a way, you can also say Go Skateboarding Day is a creative celebration of independence (June 12, after all, is Independence Day). The mission every year remains the same: HAVE FUN, GO SKATEBOARDING

On June 23, VANS PH will celebrate Go Skateboarding Day at the World Trade Center Metro Manila. Skateboarding competitions, a sale event, prizes, freebies, food, drinks, and a screening of No Room For Rockstars (which currently holds an 82% audience rating at Rotten Tomatoes!). Plus a mini-concert featuring The Morning Episodes, Runaway Crimes, Save Me Hollywood, Butchercons, Franco, and Kamikazee!

Oh, I almost forgot: Entrance is FREE!

Please Give Her Cock. I mean Coke. She likes Coca-Cola.

Now imagine your favorite K-Pop stars asking for Coke.

They will buy their son a new Macbook Pro because he promised not to be gay

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

This Craigslist posting has been flagged for removal. Here’s a screenshot though:

It says:

I am selling my son’s macbook pro 15 inch. He found out that there is going to be a new macbook so I will be buying that for him. I bought it last summer so it isn’t even a year old yet. It is on pretty decent shape. I am pretty firm on the price.
Just a footnote, I don’t want to get a ton of messages from you guys saying that I am spoiling my son and turning him into an entitled monster. There is a backstory that you aren’t even aware of. My son was committing homosexual acts and got caught in the act. We made a deal that if he chose to be straight, that we would buy him more nice things. So don’t message me saying that I am a bad parent for spoiling him. It’s quite the opposite, I am a good parent and I’m working with him to correct his problem.

Mom, Dad, if you are reading this, I promise to remain straight if you buy me the new Macbook Pro. If you don’t buy me the new Macbook Pro, I will do homosexual things, mostly with lesbians. Your son, Degenerate.