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Butthole Tattoos Are The Next Big Thing Now

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Apparently, butt hole tattoos are the next big thing now. That girl will make a very lucky man happy someday. It’s almost like a fairy tale.


Vans LXVI: Secant

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

From our friends at @Vansphmanila:

The Secant outdoor chukka boot looks with a modern athletic design and a full slate of features that make it a rugged performer. This mid-top’s advanced cushioning, support and durability will outlast the rest.

Features:
ActionFit anatomical fit design
WaffleFlex super flexible, super sturdy soles
UltraCush one piece midsole and outsole provides maximum cushioning and comfort
PleasureCuff profile offers cushioned, non-restrictive heel support

The streamlined Secant comes in 4 unique colorways in either tonal or two-toned variations, featuring a combination of suede and leather on the classically styled upper.

Secant is one of five different designs of the Vans LXVI line. Available very soon at Vans concept stores near you!

Like Vans PH Manila on Facebook for more details.

Read more to see the other colorways of the Secant. (more…)


Vans LXVI: Graph

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

From our friends at @Vansphmanila:

The Vans LXVI Graph is the lightest Vans shoe ever. The Graph utilizes cutting-edge construction techniques and advanced materials for an ultra-comfortable shoe that still offers a classic Vans look.

Features:

ActionFit anatomical fit design
WaffleFlex super flexible super sturdy soles
UltraCush Lite one piece midsole and outsole provides maximum cushioning and comfort
PleasureCuff profile offers cushioned, non-restrictive heel support
RapidWeld upper bring you Vans’ advanced stitch-less construction
LuxLiner free-floating liner construction

The sleekly built Vans LXVI Graph comes in four introductory colorways.

Click Read more to see the other 3 colorways. (more…)


Vans LXVI: The Next Evolution in Footwear from the Action Sports Original

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

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Ultra-Light, flexible and comfortable, LXVI represents Vans’ most progressive athletic designs

From @Vansphmanila:

Vans’ LXVI line introduces the next evolution in footwear from the action sports original. With LXVI, Vans delivers our most progressive and technically advanced athletic designs in ultra-‐light, flexible and comfortable shoes. With the active lifestyle of action sports in mind, LXVI offers versatile shoes free from traditional construction parameters with a singular focus on everyday wear through superior comfort, flexibility and reduced weight. Fusing these advanced designs with the familiar Vans aesthetic results in the next generation of your favorite shoes.

LXVI debuts at retail with five innovative designs representing a wide range of progressive athletic silhouettes and eye-catching color pops. Vans launches LXVI with the lightest Vans shoe ever, the Graph, the mid‐top Secant, the all-terrain Inscribe, the thoroughly modern Variable and the unmistakable Vans look of the Ortho. LXVI shoes feel unlike any previous Vans footwear thanks to several new construction advances resulting in the more comfortable, lightweight and flexible fit, like LuxLiner, Waffleflex, UltraCush Lite, ActionFit, PleasureCuff and RapidWeld.


Move over Shake Weight

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Because Shake Weight wasn’t ridiculous, Korea decided to invent this. I can’t wait for gyms to add this.

Who would you like to see ride this? Hit the comments.


Degenerate Kid’s new hurdler crush

Posted by Alvin Louis || @Alvin_Louis

19-year-old Michelle Jenneke is an Australian hurdler. She’s not in the Olympics like the witty and awesome Lolo Jones but she’s also amazing. Michelle Jenneke’s pre-race routine is a heartbreaker.


Elevator Scandal in Japan

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

NSFW.


Bieber look-alike fools little girls

The same little girls mistake Hilary Swank for The Biebs too.


Justice is Blinds

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

[via azcentral]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Police say a would-be Albuquerque burglar was halted by unlikely obstacles — window blinds.

KRQE-TV reports that police found Thomas Molina on Sunday tangled in some window blinds at Central New Mexico Community College in Albuquerque after police received a call about a break-in.

Police say the 38-year-old Molina told police he was looking for computer hardware.

Molina was arrested and charged with burglary and breaking and entering. He is being held on a $10,000 bond.

It was unclear if he had an attorney.


Lisa Loeb loves Hello Kitty

Posted by @Vansphmanila

Vans x Hello Kitty launch on July 22 at Vans Glorietta 3. Be there before 3PM.

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Girl Fight of the Week

Wig flying. Do not try this at home.


Those poor kids…


Dumbdare idea: Bacon Shake

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

It’s not really a dumbdare idea… more of like an AWESOME idea!


This girl loves her Vans x Hello Kitty

Posted by @Vansphmanila

Vans x Hello Kitty launch on July 22 at Vans Glorietta 3!


Burger with 1000 slices of cheese

KC loves cheese, but this Japanese dude will probably beat him in a cheese-eating contest.


Vans x Hello Kitty launch on July 22 at Vans Glorietta 3

Posted by @Vansphmanila

Loved by girls of all ages, Hello Kitty is the global pop icon from Sanrio. Known for her trademark red bow and mouthless visage, “the friend to all” celebrated her 35th Anniversary in 2009, but shows no sign of slowing down. She has come a long way since her 1974 debut on a coin purse, and graces a range of lifestyle products ranging from iPhone apps and cameras to high-end diamond jewelry, cosmetics, apparel, fashion accessories and home electronics. Her success is due to her timelessness and her ability to transcend demographics—she is a true lifestyle brand with fans around the world.

via Vans Ph Manila:

Calling all Hello Kitty lovers! The long wait is over!

WHAT: Vans Hello Kitty new collection launch

WHEN: July 22, 2012, 3-7 pm

WHERE: Vans Glorietta 3

Don’t miss out ’cause there are tons of giveaways! See you all there!

(more…)


Kitty Cat Olympics

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis ||


Vagina Nicknames

A vagina by any other name would…okay, wait. Wrong quote. But these common coochie slurs made us giggle and who knows—maybe you’ll find a new title for your tallywag, too.


FLORA AND FAUNA
6. Coconut
5. Bearded Clam
4. Barracuda
3. Honey pot
2. Beevs
WINNER: Panty Hamster

EDIBLES
6. Pink Taco
5. Hot Pocket
4. Bikini Biscuit
3. Juice Box
2. Twinkie
WINNER: Waffle

(more…)


KCMontero.com Exclusive Sneak Peek: The Dark Knight Rises

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

via uberhumor


We finally found Waldo!

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

You no longer have to hide, Waldo.

via ratsoff


Cookie Monster’s version of ‘Call Me Maybe’ is better

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

via Nerdist


Kyrie Irving challenged Kobe Bryant to a one-on-one

via Buzzfeed

The Bet
Kyrie: You want to do it right now? 50 grand to a boss is nothing.
Kobe: I’ll cut it to 25 just for you.

Kyrie’s Dad
Kobe: I know your dad don’t think you can beat me one-on-one. I KNOW that. I KNOW that. Get your dad on the phone right now, be like, “Pops, tryin’ to bet Kob 50 grand I can beat him one-on-one.” He’d be like, “Son, are you crazy? Are you crazy?”

High School
Kyrie: Think he talkin’ to a high school kid.
Kobe: YOU JUST CAME OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, KID!
Kyrie: Came out of college.
Kobe: You just came out of high school.
Kobe: You came out of high school.
Kobe: You played TWO GAMES in college.
Kyrie: Some people need 30 games, and some people need 11.

Lil’ Bow Wow
Kyrie: You think you playing Lil’ Bow Wow, or something?
Kobe: Y’all about the same size. Y’all about the same size. You know what I mean? You’re cute.


Wanna see what snake’s venom does to your blood?


Catfish sticks it in her leg

“At least she’s got an excuse for that smell now.” – Tosh


How to find the clitoris

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

This is very helpful. You’re welcome.


We are Believers of Filipino Music because of these guys

Posted by Degenerate || @Alvin Louis || Inspired by @TeamManila

On June 28, 2012, Dong Abay, in cooperation with Lockdown Entertainment and Team Manila, successfully launched Rebulto at Cubao X. Rebulto is Dong’s latest album – his tribute to our National Hero Dr. Jose P. Rizal. It is produced by rockstar legends Buddy Zabala and Raimund Marasigan.

Dong Abay’s contributions to OPM is something to be proud of. His lyrics have substance. He doesn’t write just for the sake of writing, he educates through his music.

Some people say that OPM is dying. It’s not. In my opinion, OPM is alive and well. I think people are just sick of the novelty songs that “The Man” tries to overfeed us with. OPM is alive because we have artists who value substance. Team Manila recognizes and supports these artist, and we should too! (more…)


Never Volunteer to Demonstrate Anything


You’re welcome you guys

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

It’s a GIF. Just wait for it to load.


Facebook changed your default email without you knowing

By Degenerate || @Alvin_Louis

Did you know The Facebook (yes, I call it The Facebook) changed your default email address? They did. Go ahead, check.

Did you know you have an @facebook.com email account? You do. It’s what you use when messaging people on Facebook. Apparently, very few users use their Facebook email because most of us use Yahoo! Mail or Gmail (or in my case: Edsa Mail), so they took action and changed your default email without telling you.

Your default email is what appears on your profile info. If your default email was, say, dgnr81992@edsamail.com, then you can bet The Facebook changed it to dgnr81992@facebook.com, or worse [randomnumbers]@facebook.com.

This sucks because they didn’t tell us. It’s an unpleasant surprise to us. Like date rape.

(source: Tecca.com)
(source: Gizmodo)