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Vagina Nicknames


A vagina by any other name would…okay, wait. Wrong quote. But these common coochie slurs made us giggle and who knows—maybe you’ll find a new title for your tallywag, too.


FLORA AND FAUNA
6. Coconut
5. Bearded Clam
4. Barracuda
3. Honey pot
2. Beevs
WINNER: Panty Hamster

EDIBLES
6. Pink Taco
5. Hot Pocket
4. Bikini Biscuit
3. Juice Box
2. Twinkie
WINNER: Waffle


HOUSEHOLD ITEMS
6. Peep
5. Thigh Master
4. Furry Goblet
3. Catcher’s Mitt
2. Cookie Jar
WINNER: Lunch Box

SILLY
6. Whispering Eye
5. Spasm Chasm
4. Yum Yum
3. Doodiddle
2. Clithouse
WINNER: The Business

PLACES
6. Panama Canal
5. Coochie Cavern
4. Fortress of Solitude
3. West Vagina
2. Cave of Wonders
WINNER: South Beach

VARIATIONS
6. Ginah
5. Vagine
4. Bajingo
3. Vajayjay
2. Notorious V.A.G.
WINNER: China

PEOPLE
6. Lil’ Miss Muffet
5. The Britney
4. Little Debbie
3. Chewbaca
2. Harry Potter
WINNER: Jimmy Choo

WOMEN’S HEALTH READER FAVES
6. The Peace Keeper
5. Küssi
4. Susie Q
3. Tuck Tuck
2. Pikachu
WINNER: Howler Monkey

[via Women’s HealthMag]

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