My apologies. — Degenerate
I thought KC was the biggest Justin Bieber fan until I saw this. —Degenerate
Please tell PNoy I want to work for him. I can be his Sam Nickel. —Degenerate
Rolling Stone reports:
Lady Gaga went very method in her drag performance as Jo Calderone at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night. An insider has confirmed to Us Weekly that the singer went so far as to wear a prosthetic penis under her suit.
Meanwhile, MediaTakeOut.com has this to say about Beyonce:
According to a TOP INDUSTRY INSIDER, the word BEHIND THE SCENES at the VMAs was that Beyonce was wearing a PROSTHETIC BELLY.
Our insider claims that Beyonce IS IN FACT pregnant. But that she is NOT in her second trimester – she’s only a little more than 8 WEEKS pregnant. Tells the insider, “She wanted the announcement to be dramatic, so she made sure she had a baby bump.”
On a related note, I happen to have a penis but sometimes I use prosthetics (in the form of socks stuffed in my underwear) but only for dramatic effect. — Degenerate
(Beyonce’s belly one week before the VMAs after the cut)
Rolling Stone recently asked their readers to vote for the worst song of the 90s. Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” is number one.
2. Los Del Rio – Macarena
3. Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart
4. Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby
5. Chumbawamba – Tubthumping
6. Hanson – MMMBop
7. Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On
8. Baha Men – Who Let The Dogs Out
9. Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy
10. 4 Non Blondes – What’s up
Radar Online reports:
An officer from the New Mexico State Police Department has been fired after security cameras caught him — in full uniform — having sex with a woman on the hood of a car!
Bert Lopez, named Officer of the Year by the State Police Department in 2009, was caught by surveillance cameras which had been installed by the Sante Fe PD to catch vandals at the Sante Fe Ranch.
Lopez, an eight-year veteran of the department, can clearly be seen engaging in the act while still wearing his entire police uniform, including his utility belt complete with gun and handcuffs!
The unknown woman is sprawled on her back on what is presumably her vehicle. Her jeans are clearly visible around her ankles and her top is partially off.
Adding to the bizarre tableau, a tiny chihuahua dog wandered into the scene, and watched all the action from a prime viewing spot at the officer’s feet!
According to State Police spokesman Sgt. Tim Johnson, the situation is “embarrassing” but not illegal. It appears the sex was consensual, nor was it related to anything to do with his police duties, like a traffic stop.
Lopez was instantly put on three weeks of administrative leave before being fired. He now has 30 days to appeal the dismissal ruling.
In July, Lopez was given what the State Police call a Challenge Coin, awarded to officers who go above and beyond the call of duty.
He certainly did!
“Find the triangle-shaped bush.”