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Douchebag bought himself a six pack

That’s Australian Darryn Lyons, a Celebrity Big Brother housemate. His six pack is the “male version of a boob job”. You can buy yourself a six pack but it won’t make you less of a douchebag and a Ninja Turtle. There’s no substitute for exercise.

The Sun reports:

The op had removed strips of belly fat by liposuction in an attempt to create the illusion of a washboard stomach.

But as Darryn was still on the tubby side, his stomach looked more like the rounded shells of 90’s cartoon heroes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

When traveller Paddy Doherty asked about his abs on Celebrity Big Brother, paparazzi snapper Darryn revealed: “I had contouring done. I had to get really fit and lose a fair bit of weight.

“It takes away all the fat and lets your natural abs be there.

“Basically it’s the male version of a boob job.

“It’s the best thing I ever did. I’m over the moon with it.”

I’m gonna go and exercise now because I’m not a Ninja Turtle. I’m Spartacus. —Degenerate


One response

  1. pretty awesome, i wonder what surgery allows 6 packs with the body like that. is it possible?

    November 28, 2011 at 5:29 am

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