Get in where ya fit in….

K-Pop was born here. Probably.


You have to read this if you’re a K-Pop fan because if you love K-Pop then you probably love dicks Korea too! If you don’t like K-Pop, you still have to read as we here at kcmontero.com teach you a thing or two about art.

Photos from Funatiq.com:
This is Haesindang Gongwon (Haesindang Park) or better known as the Penis Forest in South Korea. Reminds me of that Big Yellow Taxi song. They paved paradise to put up a penis park.

Haesindang Park is on the east coast of South Korea in a small town called Sinnam (5 hour bus ride from Seoul to Samcheok and then a local bus ride for about 40 minutes to Sinnam).


Legend has it that K-Pop was born here. We’re not sure, so don’t take our word for it.

Now picture your favorite K-Pop stars rehearsing here. Or imagine them doing a music video here.

Translated: This one is called “The Degenerate Cannon”. I don’t know why.

Next up is Korea’s tribute to Samuel L. Jackson and the movie Shaft.

“The Lorena Bobbitt Collection”:

The monkey spankers:

Next picture probably explains why most guys who wear dragon t-shirts are dicks. *looks at own shirt*

“The Forest Lump” in honor of Forrest Gump.

For some reason they called this the U-Kiss Position. Very weird and gay sophisticated art.

Black wood sculpture:

Now this is what a bullied kid used to look like:

“The Fetus David Carradine”:

Probably a tribute to that Budweiser wassup commercial:

They never showed the next one on Sesame Street. One of those dicks is not like the others.

I can’t do this anymore. This is just weird and not hetero at all.

Gotta go. I have to look at Kate Upton pictures now. —Degenerate

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12 responses

  1. FUHAHAHA! What a Dick park! :))

    August 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

    • red

      cool…astig yan men…. :))) dami nila..haha

      August 10, 2011 at 7:10 am

  2. C

    Hahaha!

    August 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

  3. Valerie

    Haha. Ive been dickified. Haha

    August 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

  4. gabby_99

    Arent those cocks lovely? Absolutely amazing! Japanese and Koreans have more in common than differences.

    Being Gay, Im happy that it’s not immoral site in japan and korea where now I live.

    August 8, 2011 at 12:57 pm

  5. wow! CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S SUCH PLACE :d

    August 9, 2011 at 4:46 am

  6. annabelle

    Shooott! So gay, so k-pop! 😀

    August 9, 2011 at 5:12 am

  7. rheyn

    OMG….lots of dick!!!!LOL

    August 9, 2011 at 5:28 am

  8. LINGUISTICPAO

    Wonderful! hahahahaha

    August 9, 2011 at 9:17 am

  9. great destination for my butt hungry friends.

    August 9, 2011 at 9:46 am

  10. Lynch

    i got fucked by a Korean dick ages ago. and it will NEVER ever going to be that big “monkey spankers” .. yes, they suck in bed.

    August 9, 2011 at 11:31 am

  11. sausage fest!ahha

    November 24, 2011 at 2:20 pm

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