I guess I’m gonna make a video now. My crush is gonna love me. No, she won’t get a restraining order. — Degenerate
In Touch Weekly claims in early August Will had become increasingly suspicious that his wife was having an affair with her “HawthoRNe” co-star Marc Anthony and secretly flew home from a movie shoot. If you’ve ever seen “HawthoRNE,” you might understand why.
The mag claims Will walked in the house, found Marc Anthony and Jada together and left the house crying.
Reps for Will and Jada said Tuesday Jada had not been unfaithful to Will, specifically mentioning Marc Anthony in the denial. A source close to the couple tells TMZ … Marc was at Jada’s home, but in April not August, when he went over to look at a DVD.
It’s possible that Marc Anthony wanted to watch a DVD at the Smiths because his assistants were out of town and he didn’t have any money to buy himself his own copy. He probably doesn’t know what Netflix is. There are a lot of possibilities.
It’s also possible that “watching a DVD” is code for fucking. Will Smith probably left crying because he wanted to erase a part of his memory but didn’t have a neuralyzer. —Degenerate
This is a neuralyzer:
I don’t know why, but this Shake Weight ad makes me want to buy one for my crush. She’s hot already and she doesn’t really need the exercise but I just want to buy her one. I hope she allows me to watch. —Degenerate
Two more video clips after the cut. (more…)
That’s Australian Darryn Lyons, a Celebrity Big Brother housemate. His six pack is the “male version of a boob job”. You can buy yourself a six pack but it won’t make you less of a douchebag and a Ninja Turtle. There’s no substitute for exercise.
The Sun reports:
The op had removed strips of belly fat by liposuction in an attempt to create the illusion of a washboard stomach.
But as Darryn was still on the tubby side, his stomach looked more like the rounded shells of 90’s cartoon heroes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
When traveller Paddy Doherty asked about his abs on Celebrity Big Brother, paparazzi snapper Darryn revealed: “I had contouring done. I had to get really fit and lose a fair bit of weight.
“It takes away all the fat and lets your natural abs be there.
“Basically it’s the male version of a boob job.
“It’s the best thing I ever did. I’m over the moon with it.”
I’m gonna go and exercise now because I’m not a Ninja Turtle. I’m Spartacus. —Degenerate
Hanson sparked Amy Winehouse’s interest in music.
Star Pulse reports:
Hanson star Isaac Hanson has been left floored after learning his family trio was the band that sparked Amy Winehouse’s interest in music.
Winehouse was a big fan of the “MMMBop” hitmakers as a teenager in north London – a fact Hanson didn’t know until recently.
And the information hit him hard after the young Brit died last month.
He tells WENN, “It is really, really tragic when you see someone like Amy Winehouse. You go, ‘She had a really great voice. She’s got a talent that is unique and powerful…’ She had this soulful passion and intensity.
“It is tragic to see people not be able to fully deal with that inner turmoil, which unfortunately, most artists, including myself, have. You have this tortured element within you and you’re throwing yourself out there emotionally.
“God rest her soul. I feel so bad for her that she was not able to reconcile whatever was going on inside her… It sounds like there were so many lovely, lovely elements of who she was and unfortunately there were some darker elements that clearly got the better of her.
“I didn’t know that she was a fan.”
Random question: Is Lady Gaga a Jonas Brothers fan? —Degenerate
Lady Gaga likes provoking the Catholic church which is kind of cool but also kind of bad for her if the church leaders are right and she goes to hell come judgment day. Lady Gaga, we are little monsters, but naughty pictures of yourself portraying a nun ready for a spanking? Bad. Catholic church protecting pedophiles? Good? — Degenerate
The Sun reports:
PROVOCATIVE Lady GaGa clasps her hands in prayer as fashion designer Jean-Paul Gaultier prepares to spank her.
Wearing an outfit that echoes a nun’s habit, the controversial singer presents her posterior to the Frenchman.
With a hand poised, the industry veteran glances at the songbird while clad in a priest’s outfit.
Certain to spark outrage, the pair staged the scene to promote a forthcoming TV show.
The special, GaGa By Gaultier, airs in the US next month.
It sees the designer quiz the clothes-mad singer on all facets of her career.
Last year Hilary Duff got engaged and thanked her man for giving her a ring by
giving him a hummer tickling his bellybutton. Now she’s knocked up. People reports:
Hilary Duff and husband Mike Comrie, 30, who are celebrating their first wedding anniversary this weekend, are expecting their first child, the singer-actress announced on her official website.
In the post, Duff, 23, reflected on her marriage– she and Comrie wed on Aug. 14, 2010 – and then made her big announcement.
“We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE,” she wrote. “We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives.”
Please help KC and his “Get Paris” campaign. Paris Hilton is in the Philippines right now and KC would love to have her on The KC Show. If Paris drops by, KC will bring Cassandra back. He will also give Paris Hilton two Smart Netphones (she lost 2 cellphones as she arrived in Manila).
You can join the “Get Paris” campaign by tweeting Paris Hilton. Include the hash tag #getParis. Ask her nicely and tell her how much we need to see Cassandra back (because Cassandra is the Paris Hilton of the Philippines).
Shaq is retired now so he’s now a full-time media personality. He recently sat down with Inside MMA and talked about a few things. He also made a list of 5 NBA players he would like to fight. Charles Oakley, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, Xavier McDaniel and Danny Ainge.
He already fought Charles Barkley once (and they’re going to be on the same show – Inside the NBA when the NBA returns). Old school Shaq-Barkley fight, other Shaq fights after the cut.
This is no laughing matter. Our condolences to the families of the five victims.
via Star Pulse:
Country duo Sugarland and singer Sara Bareilles have escaped unscathed after a powerful storm caused the stage at the Indiana State Fair to collapse on Saturday night, killing five people.
The tragic event, which occurred as fans waited for Sugarland to perform, followed an announcement by concerned organizers who warned that a storm was advancing.
It’s claimed the dust bowl smashed into the scaffolding and rigging, raining steel and dirt into the terrified audience. Winds were estimated between 60 and 70 miles-per-hour.
Four people died during the tragedy and a fifth died overnight, while 45 people were injured – many of them from the VIP section near the stage. Indiana State Police Sergeant Dave Bursten added that some of those injured were in “very serious” condition and conceded it was a “very likely possibility” that the death toll could mount.
Sunday’s activities have been scrapped, but the fair is expected to resume on Monday with a service to honor the victims of Saturday’s disaster. The Indiana State fair runs until August 21.
Sugarland, who were due to headline the event, have taken to their Twitter.com page to express their condolences.
In a message to fans, they write, “We are all right. We are praying for our fans, and the people of Indianapolis. We hope you’ll join us. They need your strength.”
And Bareilles, who had performed on the stage earlier, tweeted, “I’m speechless and feel so helpless. Please send love and prayers to Indianapolis tonight. My heart aches for the lives lost.”
It’s not the first time this year that something like this has happened, either. In early July, rockers Cheap Trick survived a similar stage collapse at one of their shows in Canada; and last week the Flaming Lips canceled their show in Oklahoma City after some of the stage rigging fell during a severe storm.
The sister, Lee Grace Dougherty, posted naked pictures of herself online days before the robbery. Maybe it was all part of the plan.
According to Us Magazine, Paula Abdul’s assistants must do the following:
Each assistant must carry and use a tape recorder at all times “because she doesn’t trust her own conversations,” the source says.
“She also makes them check the TiVo for any mention of her and put it on a DVD.”
Abdul team members should also prepare to go through her email — and respond to family and friends as the star herself.
The “Forever Your Girl” singer also needed constant reminders that she is a “warrior, survivor and gift,” adds the insider.
(Jay-Z and Beyonce, J-Lo, Gaga, iddy and KC Montero’s demands after the cut)
Hulk Hogan’s daughter Brooke is naked for PETA. Of course the Hulkster covered her up. Not after the cut though. So watchu gonna do, brother, when KCMontero.com readers want to see more!?! (Sorry, I had to try. Read the rest of the page though if you’re into dog cages and whatnot.)
He was probably watching the throne and lost focus. I’m really happy for Kanye, and I’mma let him finish, but gravity is one of the best things of all time. Of all time.
Also, Steven Tyler had one of the best falls off stage of all time. Of all time.
Via The Sun:
BRITNEY Spears has been banned from owning a mobile phone for fear the gadget could land her in trouble, pals claimed last night.
The rule is one of a number of conditions placed on the singer, 29, by close supporters in a bid to avoid a repeat of past meltdowns.
A source revealed: “Britney’s inner-circle keep a close eye on her to ensure she keeps herself together.
“One of the rules is she gave up her cell phone. That helps them keep her under control.”
Last year Britney’s former bodyguard Fernando Flores, 30, claimed she had sent him nude snaps of herself from her phone.
He threatened to use them in a lawsuit, accusing the mum of two of exposing herself and making unwanted advances at her LA home. She denied the allegations. The Toxic singer admitted in March that she no longer has her own mobile.
She is under a legal conservatorship which gave her dad Jamie control of her affairs following her 2008 breakdown.
Britney is currently on tour in the US after finding love and battling her demons with former agent Jason Trawick, 39.
The Sun reports:
LADY GaGa has found a clever way to disguise herself from besotted fans – wearing regular clothes.
The singer almost looked normal as she went out for a meal in Beverly Hills.
Her reason for scrubbing up may have something to do with Britney Spears.
GaGa confessed her love to Britney after watching her concert – part of her Femme Fatale tour – in Atlantic City.
Backstage, GaGa told her: “Girl, you’re so damn hot, I would.”
She then imitated some of Britney’s dance moves.
A source said: “They sat for around an hour gossiping and talking about collaborating together on a track – GaGa already has two songs in mind.
“They even spoke about getting her down to one of Britney’s later performances in October, if she could schedule it, to duet with her on stage.”
Meanwhile, GaGa’s gran has been talking about her granddaughter’s skimpy outfits.
Surprisingly, she doesn’t mind the singer prancing around half-naked on and off stage.
I don’t know why I laughed when I saw the picture above (tall guy is Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood) but I was surprised when KC did not find it funny. It turns out KC knows what it’s like to be Alexander Skarsgard.
Degenerate: “How often do gay guys give you the Alexander Skarsgard treatment?”
KC: “I get manhandled in provincial shows. Walking the crowd I nearly get fully masturbated.”
[Editor’s note: GLAAD can sue us if we don’t include this song clip. It’s just the law now.]
I think Lindsay Lohan is trying to get the public’s sympathy. Maybe she wants us to think she’s broke now that’s why she can’t afford to buy a bra. She used to be my age but now she’s 40 and I’m not even in my 30’s yet.
I wasn’t a Sesame Street kid (because I’m Pinoy, Batibot and MTV were my Sesame Street) so I always thought of Bert and Ernie as jocks and hetero roommates like Beavis and Butthead. They would drink beer and party with women and sometimes “cross swords” during threesomes (okay, crossing swords is kind of gay).
Now activists on Facebook want to change the way I look at Bert and Ernie. They want Bert and Ernie married. I have nothing against gays and gay marriage but I think they’re taking things too far. I want all of you to remember Bert and Ernie this way:
I don’t really care. They’re puppets.
From the Boston Herald:
Should one of TV’s longest-running couples take the plunge?
A Facebook campaign calling on PBS to marry off longtime pals Bert and Ernie on “Sesame Street” has picked up approximately 4,000 signatures and an disproportionate amount of headlines.
It’s time, activists argue, with New York now legalizing same-sex marriage, to show kids that gay couples are everywhere and just like everyone else.
The nature of Bert and Ernie’s relationship has dogged the show for years. The makers of Sesame Street have issued a statement hoping to quell the controversy, saying, the roomies were “created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves.”
Further, PBS says Muppets don’t have sexual orientations.
Really? As writer Armistead Maupin noted, referring to Kermit the Frog and a certain Miss Piggy, “The folks who fret that a wedding between Bert and Ernie would ’sexualize’ a kids’ show were remarkably silent about a frog porking a pig.”
This blog report was brought to by the letter “Y” are we talking about this silliness?
(Bonus Bert and Ernie photo after the cut)
“It’s wrong that Rebecca Black is being bullied. And Lito Camo isn’t.” – Degenerate
From Star Pulse:
Internet sensation Rebecca Black has quit high school after growing tired of the taunts of classmates and bullies.
The singer, who became an overnight sensation when she posted a video of herself singing teenage party anthem Friday online, is reportedly studying at home.
She tells ABC News, “When I walk by they’ll (classmates) start singing Friday in a really nasally voice. Or, you know, they’ll be like, ‘Oh hey, Rebecca, guess what day it is?'”
Black’s mother has also said that home schooling will give her daughter more time to focus on her career and that the family have also hired a bodyguard to protect her safety.
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Don’t click “Read the rest of the page”. No topless pictures here. Move along.
I’m told that it’s not Seth Rogen. It’s a fella named Liam Hemsworth.
More photos after the cut.
Fox News probably wants little girls to hate and boycott them (because we all know little girls love watching the news). Holly McKay of Fox News wrote: “Justin Bieber Earning Reputation for Being Hollywood’s Biggest Brat”
From Fox News:
Teen sensation Justin Bieber has built his empire on being a squeaky clean pop prince with a baby face and vocal talents that routinely bring millions of screaming girls to their knees – but behind the lights and cameras many are accusing him of being Hollywood’s biggest brat.
A source told FOX411’s Pop Tarts that on a recent flight from Los Angeles to Asia, the Canada native, 17, caused quite the ruckus. According to the eyewitness seated close by, Bieber refused to cooperate with flight staff when they asked him to take his seat in preparation for takeoff.
“He then gave the staff a really hard time the whole flight, nobody could believe it,” said the source. “And then at the end, the Captain introduced himself to Justin and kindly asked for an autograph, and he rudely refused.”