“I have the smallest penis in the world.” – Enrique Iglesias
Via The Sun:
ODDBALL Enrique Iglesias suffered an embarrassing concert cock-up — by telling fans he has a tiny willy.
The Spanish singer stunned gig-goers by going into excruciating details about his shortcomings in the trouser department.
Onlookers were left baffled by his odd behaviour at the gig in Melbourne, Australia, on Tuesday night — which also included an episode where he discussed losing his virginity.
During the bizarre 20-minute interlude he declared: “I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”
He began the unexpected behaviour by inviting three men from the audience to join him on stage.
The foursome perched on a bench from where the conversation took an X-rated turn.
He quizzed his companions on the age they first had sex.
He initially claimed he was a virgin until 25 — preferring not to pay for prostitutes as he claimed his pals did.
He said: “I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25.”
But, within moments he changed his story and claimed he was in fact 17-and-a-half when he slept with his first woman, saying: “I was nervous as s*** the first time.
“Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17-and-a-half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds.”
One of his companions then claimed he lasted ten minutes the first time. Iglesias replied: “Really? I don’t even last eight minutes now.”
The audience member said the singer’s “good looks” would be great for getting ladies.
Iglesias then asked: “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”
The singer then asked his companions to lift their shirts so they could all compare chests.
During the bizarre chat the four knocked back shots of whisky.
Iglesias told the crowd that he was on antibiotics and should not have been mixing them with alcohol.