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Cassandra Bongga on Party Pilipinas

I cannot believe that after all the years I’ve spent supporting GMA that they give Cassandra the spotlight for an upcoming episode of Party Pilipinas. I thought that after she left the county some time back that we’re not going to see her anymore.  Well unfortunately she has surfaced once again. The story is that she demanded for her own dressing room with all white furniture. She wanted pink M&M’s and a bench press set. Without hesitation the people of GMA provided that to her. I can’t even get a production number and I’m a regular. My how the tide has turned. Good luck Cassandra may you roll an ankle while in heels.


Facebook Babies by Degenerate Kid

I need to get this off my chest: Parents, don’t create a Facebook for your baby or toddler. It’s a little bit creepy. You’re doing pedophiles a favor. For all we know, pedophiles call Facebook “The Database”.

Creating a Facebook page for your baby or toddler is worse than making a Facebook or Wikipedia entry for your pet. It’s almost as creepy as dressing up your dog or cat in some kind of costume. Living vicariously through your children is understandable (yet still kinda sick-ish), but please don’t decide for your child. Do you really think people believe that your 3-year old son’s favorite movie is “Mean Girls”? Have you decided his sexual preference for him already? He’s not even potty-trained yet. What’s next? You want your child to become an actor? This is why Kris Aquino is not my role model.

If you’re gonna make a Facebook for your child, at least wait until he learns how to read or surf for internet porn – whichever comes first.

Don’t create an account for your child unless it’s a bank account. Okay. There. I said it. It just felt creepy. Until next time. I still have to remind it to put lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. And for it to put the lotion back into the basket.

Hit the comments if you love the earth.

Battle of the Bulge..a confession by Ruby Rodriguez

I’m Fat!! Oh yeah and proud! Well not really, but at least I make money out of all these flabs. Been big ever since I could remember. Well except one time I lost so much weight, I lost one person. That was the time before I got married. Had to lose weight man, bridal gowns are expensive and the more textile used the more it costs!!! Besides, my picture will be taken and that picture will be hung in the house. Not only my home, but in my in the in-laws home so that look will be locked into immortality. At least my grand kids would say “Lola you’re so pretty and sexy” followed by what the hell happened! Dang kids now, they are so advanced! Its not that I have apo’s yet, im just preparing.

Well, to all my Fatty peeps or to anyone who can relate don’t you just hate those fats under your armpit? The one that pops right above your bra and peeps in the armhole? I hate that! I call mine “ palikpik ni Orca”. Losing weight is so darnn hard! I can’t buy clothes anywhere here is Asia. These asians are sooooooo puny. They have to be careful taking a shower or they might flow down the drain. American size? Now that is friendly. I can get a size 0… PLUS size that is. Hey, its still a 0, I don’t care what you say, it’s a freakin 0!!!!!! I’ve been called a lot of names, sheez stick and stones and all that crap but I have to admit it hurts sometimes. Then sometimes when you are out with your gorgeous friends hoping their beauty would rub off on you and when all the boys approach you thinking it did, yun pala they want an intro. F them, but it’s a good thing I have a sense of humor. In the end someone is bagged and I’m still fat!

Ok, enough ranting on all these fats. At least I have 2 beautiful kids to show and a showbiz career, if you call it that. My advice is to try and try, if you don’t succeed wtf embrace the bulge if you can reach it. Like I always say, “if there are things in life that are to good to be true they’re either immoral, illegal or fattening”… Ruby Rodriguez


I really don’t care if you’re fat, skinny, white, brown, purple, or yellow. I am an equal opportunity man. I don’t discriminate against any type of women. Except the women born with a penis. -KC

M.I.A. New Video for XXXO

It seems like they actually tried to make M.I.A. look actually cute in this video. I’d say they did a decent job. It’s very catchy song, we play on our station all the time. To complete the look of beautiful people in this video they should’ve inserted Jayz who’s in the remix but unfortunately not in this video. Enjoy.

Celeblog with JayR

A friend of mine asked me to put together a few words for his blog.  It’s been 20 minutes of thinking and I can’t seem to think of a topic.  So now I am just typing the first thing that comes to mind.  Im hungry.  Just kidding.

Ever since I was young i’ve had a passion for music.  My mother sings, my dad plays the piano, my 2 sisters sing and my brother used to dance. My sister Jhing was recording original music, was in a band and a couple singing groups at 16 years old.  I looked up to her because she had endless perseverance when it came to her music. She also taught me how to sing.  Thank God she did or else I would’ve become a doctor or a lawyer of some sort.  But thats not the point.  The point is that music is within in our blood.

In a way my family directed me into becoming a singer.  Back in the 90’s my gigantic family would have parties every weekend.  And every get together my mom would stop the whole party to make me sing right then and there for everyone.  I would hate it.  We would fight all the time about that.  But because I respect and love my mother so much I would always let her get her way.  I would end up singing for everyone all the time.  Of course my uncle Bob would be accompanying me on his guitar.

My cousin would enter me in singing competitions at her collage.  I was the only kid competing and i’m glad to say I took home first place.  I won $400 that night then blew it the next day at the mall buying god knows what. What a waste of money.

Then I became a lead singer for my uncle Bob’s band called the Howlers.  It was fun because i got to perform with my sister Jhing all the time.  I used to sing Earth Wind & Fire, Ricky Martin and a bunch of other songs all night.  Since each member of the Howlers could sing, you name it we sang it.  We sang everything. The crowd would love it and dance all night.  Hahah that was so back in the day.


The Bieb Almost Gets KO’d

For the millions who love Justin Bieber there are some that don’t. Watch this video as Justin avoids getting knocked out on stage with the use of his protective force field that he calls hair.

The Bieb has zits?

Here’s the new commercial for ProActive zit stuff. He finally had to admit he had zits. Until now he would just hypnotize us with his hair flip.

F.U.KC! You’re a LIAR!

FU KC Montero!

I’m a butch lesbian and I hate you so very much. You are such a lying, manipulative asshole.

I followed you on Twitter because my other lesbian friends said you used to be a VJ for MTV and they told me you’re cool with us lesbians. It didn’t take long for me tofind out that you’re only cool with lipstick lesbians. You are a hypocrite and a liar. Remember when you tweeted, telling your followers to follow wendellvans because he gives away shoes to people who follow him? Total lie! I asked him about how to claim the shoes and he didn’t tweet back. You lied! I tweeted him again a few weeks later and he DM’d me saying he didn’t even say he was going to give shoes to his followers. He then DM’d me another message saying he’s just pretending to like you so Cassandra would give him hummer – whatever the hell that means because he told me hummer’s not a car. You’re a liar! I don’t like the way you lie, but I surewouldn’t want to treat you the way Chris Brown treated Rihanna! (more…)

What are the odds, YOU’RE GETTING OLD!? by Pauleen Luna

I was looking through my photos last night and stumbled upon 2 not-so-pleasing photos. Which made me realize something. It made me realize that I am aging or in short, getting old. Not as if I’m old OLD. But it did make me begin to think and aside from the fact that someone’s bugging me to write this (YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT MR. MONTERO).  I’ve come up with a list of signs that you know you’re getting older.


  • When you choose beer over soft drinks.
  • When you can’t eat pork fat as much (because you know your blood pressure will rise).
  • When start calling you Ms. Mr. Ma’am Sir and it gets TOO ANNOYING!
  • When you start to attend too many weddings and funerals.
  • When you choose to stay home than to go clubbing.
  • When you already do things that can put you behind bars.
  • When it’s already an effort to look good.
  • When you’re eating chocolates not because you love them, but because it makes you feel better after a bad break up.
  • When you have to think of bills rather than boys/girls.
  • When your mind makes contracts your body can’t meet.
  • When you don’t care when you’re wearing white socks with black shoes (AND I REALLY DON’T).
  • When when sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  • When when there’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • When you’re told to act your age (YES MOM).
  • When you stop being excited about your birthday cake because chances are the candles will reveal your real age.
  • When you choose to let your ass warm up on your chair rather than bringing it to the gym.

And last but not the least

when this confident girl didn’t care to get herself photographed in her swimsuit

becomes this girl who doesn’t want to be photographed in her bikini, who also needed to crop the photo so she won’t be embarrassed.

If you can relate to all these signs, welcome to the club brothers and sisters!

The brand new video for Love The Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna

This is the latest video from Em and Rihanna.  The video stars Meagan Fox and the dude from Lost.  Exactly, who cares. Two words. Meagen fucking Fox.

Me and Manny!

I had the hardest time holding back my laughter while Manny was promoting. I smile a couple of times.  The reason it was funny was because this was about the 10th time we did this. I like his little pimp microphone trick at the end too.

HATE MAIL FOR THE MALE I HATE..F.U.KC! send letters to

Dear KC Montero,

When I heard that you were actually giving people the chance to write you letters regarding the hate we harbor inside for you, I had to jump to the occasion. I think that you are one of the most overrated hosts in television.  The fact that I say “overrated” is a compliment.  To even give you a “rating” disgusts me. I’m not sure what you do is called hosting.  You stand on stage, make goofy faces and try to make pa-cute by butchering the Tagalog language.  Mr. KC Montero, I hate you . Maybe it’s not entirely your fault, though. Maybe no one has ever had the balls to tell you off.  Maybe they have, but because of your oddly thick skull you never listen. You seem to be oblivious to the fact that you are an extreme waste of space.  That’s only for TV.

Now the geniuses at AYC have decided to give you a microphone for U92? I fail to see the rationing in this one.  While you may have been able to fool people on stage by masking your talentless ass by acting like an idiot.  Radio on the other hand is a profession for speaker.  People who know how to talk, I know most of you may understand this, but for KC and his pea brain you have to repeat yourself.  Your show is weak, you never have a topic, Justin Bieber is redundant, Lesbian thursday consists of one lesbian, you beg for callers, you make fun of other people and you’re not funny.  You always brag about all the cool stuff you get for free on the show, but heres the truth.  You get old siopao from Gourmet Pao, cupcakes that weren’t meant for you from Sweet Patti Cakes, throw away t-shirts from Greyone and factory defects meant for the swap meet from Vans.

I really would like to continue with this letter, but I have better things to do.  Which means I have to take a- YOU.. that’s what I call it when I have to take a shit.

Thank you for reading my letter.  More power to U92 and the other DJs, you on the other hand can go play in traffic.

Love your brother,

Colby Miller

Julius Babao Meets The Degenerate Kid

Julius Babao Meets The Degenerate Kid

Okay, Julius Babao didn’t really talk to me, but I follow(ed?) his tweets. I like the guy but he posted 2 tweets worthy of sarcasm from yours truly.

Julius Babao: “Ivan Padilla” sounds like “Robin Padilla”…

Degenerate Kid: What?! No way!!! Wait… Hmmm… Now that you mentioned it, yeah! I think “Ivan Padilla” sounds like “Robin Padilla”. Maybe it’s because they share the same last name. I could be wrong though…

Julius Babao: Trivia : Ivan Padilla and Robin Padilla are distant relatives according to Mrs. Malou Padilla.

Degenerate Kid: Really?! OMG! What are the odds!? This really amazes me. Who would have thought!? Hey, is KC Montero related to Troy Montero by any chance? Something about their names sound alike. I’m just taking a chance here though.. Hey, don’t go…

Editor’s Note: Julius Babao really tweeted those things. Degenerate Kid is not really a douchebag though. It would be cool if you can strikethrough the “not” of “not really a douchebag”.

Morpheus has a daughter and she has a sex tape!

Let’s say you’re the teenage daughter of a famous actor, and you want to be a star in your own right. You could do things the traditional way: audition for roles and pay your dues in bit parts. You could go the nepotism route and work your family’s connections. You could even name-drop your way onto a reality show. But if all those options take too long, you could go to extremes — releasing your own sex tape. And that’s exactly what Laurence Fishburne‘s daughter, 19-year-old Montana Fishburne, has done.

The younger of Laurence Fishburne’s two children from his first marriage (he also has a toddler with current wife Gina Torres), Montana is starring in a new pornographic film. The beautiful teen says she hopes to use porn as a shortcut to fame… like a certain reality-show star. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape,”Fishburne tells the press.

As for her dad, he hasn’t commented publicly, but his daughter — whose name in the film’s credits is “Chippy D” — tells TMZ, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet.  I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.” She also insists, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.” Seems optimistic, and only time will tell!


Exclusive Eva Mendes Sex Tape

For many men around the world seeing a slightly nude Eve Mendes in the movie Training Day was just not enough. Finally after many years this sex tape has surface. Here we go boys, get the lotion.

Wall Lords event by Vans

I suggest everyone come down to check out this event. It’s going to be good day for artists to show what they’ve got without the fear of being arrested for destroying public property.

I’m not that fat!

This is a video of two of my favorite guys in the world. You can see the pressure Hollywood has put on Zak about his weight.

“You’ve Been Tagged”

“You’ve Been Tagged” Don’t you just love it when your Facebook friends tag you in a photo? I do. Especially when I’m not in it. I love it even more when they tag me in albums or photos where it says “For Sale”. And I get a hard-on when they’re “slightly used” and “almost brand new”. Everybody knows I joined Facebook to buy stuff. Admit it. You feel the same.

To be honest, I feel a little left out. I haven’t sold anything on Facebook… yet. To return the favor (so they think I’m as cool as them), I will tag all my favorite Facebook friends with this photo:

For Sale: Slightly used C2 bottles. Recycle if you love the earth. What’s that? You don’t want buy my empty C2 bottles? You don’t love the earth. Al Gore hates you. You suck. Please upload what I’m selling on your Facebook and tag all your favorite friends. Help me recycle. Help me save the earth! That’s all for now. I need to do environmental things and yoga. – Degenerate

J.LO on American Idol….hmmm..sure.

This is one move I don’t think anyone saw coming. Earlier yesterday, to no one’s surprise, Ellen DeGeneres announced she was leaving “American Idol” after only one year as a judge. The big surprise though was who was announced to replace Ellen….the one…the only…Jennifer Lopez. No this is not a joke. Word is that J. Lo’s long-time manager Benny Medina orchestrated the deal over a month ago pushing J. Lo’s overwhelming success in the music industry and one who can identify and cultivate talent. Of course many could argue about this claim since J. Lo herself was recently dropped by her Sony Epic Records label. Regardless, congrats to J. Lo on landing one of the most coveted roles in the entertainment industry.  The fact of the matter is, I really don’t care about American Idol. What I do care about is how I want to be that seat in the picture right now.

Beats by Dre

Hewlett Packard drops a new TV ad featuring Dr. Dre and his Monster partnership for the HP Envy laptop. The instrumental of course is from his single “Under Pressure” from the long awaited Detox album. More info here.

This movie will kick The Last Airbenders ass!

I hope this move makes it to the Philippines. Its already been out for some time. But even worse then not even watching in a theater is watching in a theater to find out they censored it. Here’s a big FUCK to that.

FOR AUGUST: 32in Coby LCD TV giveaway soon from “the KC show” and “Gamestop!”

Coby TFTV3217 32″ LCD HDTV features dual ATSC/NTSC tuners for great digital reception and MTS sound system delivers a choice of stereo, SAP, or mono sound. With two HDMI inputs and a 15-pin VGA interface, this TFTV3217 TV is perfect to use as either a television or a computer monitor. Other features include 700:1 contrast ratio, Digital Comb Filter and Noise Reduction , 2 HDMI inputs, and full-range stereo speakers (20W). Price, walmart has Coby TFTV3217 32″

Tune in to the show for details on how to join. You must be a follower of @gamestopph on twitter. If not be a member of “the KC show” on FB. If you don’t have any of those accounts then you must be a caveman and don’t care about a TV.

OMFG!- the Japanese have done it again!

The Japanese are now for being innovators in electronics, cars, cool toilet seats and most notably (for me) crazy weird sex fetish type of things. Dolls, mail order dolls, delivery dolls, used panties, you name it they’ve done it, a looooong time ago. I’m not sure how much I want to write about this subject for it might lead to extensive research. I’m home alone and well you know what will end up happening.  So with that said here is something to watch that involves no partner whatsoever. Its ridiculous and funny. I’m still not sure how I feel about it. What’s next with these guys?

The Worst Last Airbender

I just finished watching the Last Airbender with my mom. Yes, I watched with her hoping that maybe the mom and son tandem would make me 3 years old again. I was hoping that it would bring me back to a time where loud sounds and bright lights were all I needed to be entertained.  Unfortunately for me that didn’t happen. I was forced to sit through the worst movie I have watched this year.  Bad acting, bad directing, bad script, bad…just all bad. Unless of course you are a 3 year old or the parent and happy your kids are busy rather than running around sticking fingers in light sockets (which for me is real entertainment).  Nope, the most entertaining part of my evening was trying to guess how yellow my shirt was from all the popcorn I spilt or wondering who’s pissed at me for snoring too loud. I wish I had 2 more arms so I can give the Last Airbender 4 thumbs down.

On the brighter side, I did find my costume for Halloween next year. See after the jump. (more…)

Potty Mouth with Mel Gibson aka The Weapon of Mass Destruction

I believe that Mel Gibson is one of the most prolific actors of all time. Unfortunately for him he will no longer be remembered by his acting skills, but instead by his ability to transform into a raving lunatic.

Send me funny hate mail for my new segment, “FU.K.C.” Get it? FU….KC… Here’s my first one!

Dear KC Montero,

Greetings, d-bag! How are you? Me, I have a lot of problems. I have a lot of problems with you.

I used to like you back in the day because I love MTV, especially Joey Mead who was my most favorite VJ. I even bought that shampoo regularly because you endorsed it and 7 years later I started to have bald spots. Now I can never have hair like Justin Bieber’s. And if that’s not enough, you keep tweeting and talking about Justin Bieber to rub it in. I’ve unfollowed you to tell you I don’t like you anymore but I still check your tweets regularly.

You see KC Montero, you ruin a lot of things for me. I think you were put here in this earth to ruin my life. As if you don’t know it yet! Hello?!

Morning Would was Mo Twister’s competition. I like Mo Twister more than I ever liked you. You call yourself his friend yet you went ahead and became his competitor. Remember when Gretchen was interviewed and asked about how she felt that she and Claudine were going head-to-head that one time and then she cried and walked out? That’s because she was hurt. I didn’t see you do that because maybe you’re heartless and you don’t love Mo – you’re just pretending so he goes out on dates with you. (more…)